Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Kim's Fairytale Wedding : The Recap


Love them or hate them, they will invade your television sets! The world cannot get enough of the Karashians and I mean who can blame the ladies for cashing in on their fame. Seriously, if anything, this show really exposed that weddings can be stressful (although in my opinion there was way too much drama and remember that drama= TV ratings). In fact this was E!'s most watched event ever with 10.5 million viewers tuning in!  For those who missed it, don't worry, I have recapped the events below for you (& inserted my thoughts!!!) besides I am sure that E! will keep plugging it till death!!  

PART 1: 
- Khloe has the best 1 liners including "Another baby out of wedlock" and calling Kris H "Frankie...as in Frankenstein" 
- I die for all those Marchesa, Vera Wang and Zac Posen dresses! Kim had a tough time choosing one...what a hard life! Check out the final Wang ones below. 






- God forbid that someone in their family doesn't get plastic surgery before the wedding. Mama Jenner takes one for the team. 
- Dog Phobia: um...so I guess "Men with dogs are good with kids"... I wish her luck there! 
- Khloe and Kourtney discuss Kris.  He publicly declares in front of the WHOLE family that he hates Khloe . I agree with Kourtney - sometimes you cannot tell a girl who is good for her, who is not and what she should do with her life. It was so wrong of Kris to diss a family member he does not know.
- Lots more drama with Kris H being late to the wedding registry 
- Ok I found it slightly funny that Pastor Brad prayed with Kris J before her surgery. This must be one of those "Hollywood" only things. 
- None of the kids (apart from Kimmy) go to see Kris J after her facelift. This is just so sad. 
- Khloe and Kris H keep fighting with her asking him the most appropriate questions such as "Have you ever had an STD?" 
- Engagement party is awkward with an even more awkward speech by Khole and Kourtney. I'm thinking we all really don't like Kris H by now... 
- Kris H and Kim still haven't signed their pre-nup and sister Khloe wants to be protected (as their businesses are in all 3 girls names)
- Kris H is feeling excluded from the "black, white and sparkly" wedding planning. OMG...he moans a LOT! Yes, the groom does have to be involved but this man does not eat cake yet he wants to decide what cake they have!!
- Kris J forgets to book a Rolls Royce for the Humphries family. FAIL. 
- Lots of drama about Rob's weight...not sure why this is a part of Kim's Fairytale Wedding 
- Kim and Kris create wedding candles (this is such an amazing idea)
- Kardashians are super dramatic...more drama between Kris H and Khloe with Kim asking " Why is she wishing evil upon us?" oh dear...
- Hearing the word "Bible" many, many, many times over through the special
- Khloe is "disinvited" to the wedding...I'm not sure that is an actual word or great etiquette 


PART 2:
- Picking up from the "disinvite"- Khloe doesn't want to attend the joint bachelor/bachelorette party in Vegas but end us going and "wouldn't miss it for the world"...more drama
- Kim advises her friends (and mum) that she is changing her last name. Mama Jenner freaks out because "Kardashian" is a brand darling! 
- Mama Jenner uses her tactful marketing skill to persuade Kim not to change her name...I guess "Hump- The Fragrance" and "hump" as in her bottom would send mixed messages!
- Kris and Kim fight more about her last name...ladies this is a huge deal and I don't think any woman should be forced into it. Everyone has to decide what they are comfortable with. 
- Kris grows a moustache in protest of losing his manhood to the Kardashian klan. Hmm....he is showing his age and maturity level once again....
- At the rehearsal dinner Kris H's friend describes how Kim and Kris met and how she upgraded him (someone is so benefiting from this marriage!!!)
- Kim decides that she is a "Kardashian for life, baby!" & the fact that she lost her dad might have a huge part in her keeping her name.
- Kim cuts 3 hearts that will be sown into her 3 wedding gowns from her dad's shirt so that he can be close to her heart on her big day. Love this <3 
- Kim and Kris make up & we see the big reveal of their black,white and sparkle theme. I myself DIE for this. Her wedding planner is amazing. This wedding id definitely very elegant and very OTT. 
- Kris H shaves his moustache (I think it's cause everyone including his dad make fun of it and not necessarily to please Miss K)
- Mason totally steals the show (and my heart) running down the isle
- Their wedding wows are quite sweet & they seal it with 3 kisses 
- The wedding special closes off with "feeling the love in the room" and lots of celebs. 



The End (or rather the beginning...possibly of a Kim and Kris spin off!!!)xxx

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